snailsushi:

In French you don’t say ‘I love you’ you say ‘I am agog! I am aghast! Is Marius in love at last?’ which translates to ‘Enjolras Enjolras look at me Enjolras I’m here pay attention to me!’ and I think that’s tragically beautiful.

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

Oscar-Winning Django Unchained, by Quentin Tarantino.

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superwholocksquared:

an-excess-of-tennant:

lucis-magical-samosaur:

is 

Is that Jackie Tyler in the back?

and Mickey next to her?

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beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

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wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…

doctor-donna-detective:

sherlockinhobbiton:

I like your handwriting Satan

is that fanfiction i see on the other page

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fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

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meanplastic:

making my way downtown

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obliviousruska:

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

did you mean eurovision

betweenlegs:

Accurate