vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

Oops.

lolololol

(Source: skarvika)

the-consulting-timelady:

so this happened

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

natashwarma:

are you sure

are you absolutely positive 

(Source: babieswithrabiesforpresident2013)

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

hurtkid:

some highlights ok ill stop talking about it now it was just so funny omg

(Source: maddybhappy)

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

(Source: kanon)

40yr-old-fangirl:

Oh Bruce.  You kill me, buddy.

(Source: bori-cha)

marshalleaves:

YOU WANNA GO??? YOU WANNA GO??? WHERE DO YOU WANNA GO??? I HAVE A GPS IN MY CAR

(Source: martinvanbadass)