*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
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wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
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the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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some highlights ok ill stop talking about it now it was just so funny omg
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YOU WANNA GO??? YOU WANNA GO??? WHERE DO YOU WANNA GO??? I HAVE A GPS IN MY CAR
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