(Source: ideminamodblog)

foodtrucker:

this is one of my favourite pictures on the entire internet

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

internetexorcism:

“sorry you’re not my type” i say to the man willing to donate blood to me as i am sick on my death bed

justnuts:

theblacklacedandy:

ctfo:

I forget that old cameras don’t always have to take formal pictures

always reblog vintage goofs.

Oh my glorious goodness these are sheer perfection!!

I love that people have always been goofy

(Source: nearmercury)

unknown-disney-princess:

beerbefore:

merlinsshaggyleft:

A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

it’s a parabox.

Ermmm did anyone else think ‘this is totally me in the morning?’

(Source: liquidatomicgonads)

barkingatcrows:

Can you just imagine if the Crowley/Jody date had gone on a little longer, like Jody comes back from the bathroom and says, 

“Okay, so apart from the whole soul-crushing loss thing, what else do we have in common?” 

and Crowley just looks her straight in the face and says, 

“Bobby Singer.”

ambular-d:

OMG GUYS I JUST REALIZED

Somewhere out there, some random people just heard this terrific CRASH and the ground shook underfoot

They ran outside in a panic wondering WTF just happened

There’s a huge smoking crater in their front yard, right where the creepy lawn gnome used to be

And sitting in the middle of that crater

Is this

ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

theamericankid:

You shall not ass.

throwitintheflames:

mischeviousmeghan:

thebetamale:

in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful

What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post

(Source: ramrambolton)

notthedroidyouarelookingfor:

ussawesome:

I really like the phrase “with all due respect” because of the implicit “(which is none)” at the end

#it’s like bless your heart but northerners get it too